ooh, i siesta’d and someone from sibr made a better one

has all the features i was hoping for and more !!!

This creates lookalike player info sheets from Blaseball, a browser idle game about a completely normal Baseball league.

You’ll need JavaScript in your browser for fancy stuff like auto-updating star ratings, modifications, and other things. (only of course once i finish it)

Done

• (Aside from text rendering,) pixel-perfect name tag and modifications.
• Star ratings, kinda!

To do

Priority

• Be able to assign official Internet League Blaseball teams to players.
• JS: Modifications.
• Soulscreams aren’t rendering right.
• Star rating statistics need to be fixed.
  • Firefox’s ::-moz-range-progress trick has no hope of working in Chrome/Edge. It’ll need a JavaScript implementation.
  • Firefox will be
  • Never mind, using a resize approach that works on all browsers.

Low Priority

• Improve deceased player invisible checkbox styles. (Maybe keep it visible if label and by extension checkbox hovered?)

Lowest Priority

• Internal: _includes/staticStatStarInner.html should somehow also allow read-only ratings, and starHack should support include.value.
  • TBH, remove static stats entirely lol
• Text rendering is not accurate. I have no idea how to make it so.
• Be able to “lock” the card, to turn it into a read-only state. For now, simply keep your mouse and focus away from it.
• Sharable URLs using base64 anchors? Would they get too long?
  • I’m thinking of making a kinda library of “normal” values that can be referred to with an index, and anything fancier can just have its text in there.

Won’t do

• I won’t add any buttons from the Blaseball UI. Except the close button because I think it’s funny
• I won’t add the tabs, and by extension items. This kinda sucks, but it’d be a lot more work…
• I won’t make a team card generator… on this page. Check my main junk page for that if it ever happens.

Credits

• The Game Band – Made Blaseball, without which this page would not be.
• The Blaseball Wiki – Catalogued all known Modifications and all known teams. Thank you so much!!!
• The Society for Internet Blaseball Research – Provided an excellent API for getting information about teams and players.
• The many artists of Game-icons.net – creating Blaseball’s icons
  • Skoll – burning-skull
  • Delapouite – invisible, forest
  • Will add more as I find and use them….

Notes

This page won’t quite useful to the average fan — but it’s useful for some! Click here to go to the notes page.